If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
- start your homework friday
- get as much done as you can in advance
- keep working ahead on assignments
- i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary
You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)
my blog will make you horny ;)
I wanna be your idea of perfect
Jay Gatsby (Leo)
My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
Unknown (via perfect)